Got erectile dysfunction? Too embarrassed to go to the doctor to get a prescription to remedy this EMASCULATING PROBLEM? Well, have I got good news for you, buddy! Viagra soft tablets can be purchased WITHOUT A PRESCRIPTION! That’s right, the only people to know about your humiliating conundrum will be you, your lover and the drug store clerk (and if you go to a drug store with self-checkout available, then not even the clerk!) (though someone might still see you pick it out if you’re not discreet enough, so, be careful about that) (and there’s also the credit card company, but that won’t be a problem if you pay with cash!).
The good news doesn’t stop there, though. Viagra soft tablets work faster than traditional Viagra does! Less embarrassment, AND quicker to get to sex? Will the wonders never cease?!
Uh…what else is there? The tab is mint-flavored, apparently. That’s kind of nice. I’m not actually a person with a penis so it doesn’t matter to me, but I’ve never been a fan of fruit-flavored medicine, so mint-flavored medicine seems like a REFRESHING change of pace, in at least two senses of the word! Haha!
Viagra price
Well, I’m looking at the prices now. Edonlinestore.net – This one website lists it as $4.32 per pill, which means about $43 for 10 pills. Hassle-free sex with your preferred partner(s), ten times, for just $43! That’s alright I guess, isn’t it? (You’ll also need condoms, though, so don’t forget to factor that into the cost. Well, maybe you do. I don’t know. Maybe you’re sterile so you don’t need condoms. Or you have some other method of birth control. Or you’re trying to get someone pregnant, for some reason. In which case I suppose you wouldn’t need condoms.)
Viagra side effects
Let’s see…side effects. Those can occur. You might have an allergic reaction to Viagra soft tablets, which could manifest itself as a rash, hives, difficulty breathing, or swelling, to name a few. That happened to me once when I took Zantac. It wasn’t fun. I hope it doesn’t happen to you because when it happened to me I had to go to urgent care and they had to give me a shot of Benadryl in the butt in order to take care of the hives and itching. Then I was just really sleepy but I had to stay up to watch the Dodger game and there was like a brawl or something I think. But yeah, if you have an allergic reaction and need a shot of Benadryl in the butt then you’ll probably be too tired for sex which would defeat the whole purpose, so that would suck.
I am General practitioner (GP) in Melbourne since 2006.